Blomance

A bromance with benefits.

Ted and Bill have a total blomance, did you hear they hooked up last night?

by cupcakesAREcute June 20, 2009

Blompkernickle Bread

Bread or Loaf Commonly found alongside a road , or wide path. Usually the blompkernickle Bread is left behind by the Infamous Tiffany Blom in large diaper like sacks. possibly cloth diapers made at home by her mom.

That was quite the Blompkernickle bread that girl left behind while running.

by Bottachelli November 18, 2009

Bloma

The Coma like state one is left in after recieving a blow-job.

Root: coma blow job

oh my god! I think I put him in a Bloma!

by jsnbnit January 21, 2011

blomp

A more appropriate sounding word for a blimp and its general movement

The blomp blomped around above the stadium.

by Adam Tuxbury September 23, 2007

Blompin'

Something so bad ass it's unbelievable.

Holy fuck shit that was blompin'.

by Brenden Barber January 9, 2009

Blompy

A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.

Karen gave me the best blompy last night.

John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!

by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009

Blomework

The act of receiving a scrumptious blowjob while doing homework or studying.

I invited Susie over to study tonight, hopefully we'll get some blomework done.

by Dicktionary101 October 15, 2009