Bloke-Ass Nigga

a black guy with a British accent.

Geoffrey from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was a bloke-ass nigga.

by bruce9707 May 7, 2009

Bloke Day

The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.

Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!

by hhbd January 28, 2009

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

Bloke Mode

when one minds their own business

“He ate the fancy batty and went bloke mode”

by pyromanse September 16, 2019

bloke got back

Forget 'baby got back', which refers to a girl with a bigg ass. 'Bloke got back' means a man with a big butt.

Check out that dude walking down the beach. His butt's so big, he walks funny. Yo, bloke got back.

by hayes Benedict Thompson December 9, 2007

Bloke off

Mad bloke that works at qube muchea as a mechanic but would rather be smashing cogs in a c500

Oi ya bloke off

by Blokeoff February 1, 2020

Bloke Night

A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.

Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.

by Donzz October 8, 2020