bloken

Receiving fellatio and defecating simultaneously.

The turtle was peeking but I never turn down a bloken.

(This is a serious definition. Example in use: Harold and Kumar)

by anonymousbloken June 28, 2010

Blokette

Female version of "bloke."

'Ello there, li'l blokette!

Dude, there was this one blokette...

by IwishIknew... February 7, 2010

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

Bloke Mode

when one minds their own business

“He ate the fancy batty and went bloke mode”

by pyromanse September 16, 2019

Blokk Steppa

Blokk Steppa- Someone who stands on the Ops block and swears to shoot all.

@Blixkooo is the original Blokk Steppa.

by Kiddchina March 15, 2021

blokechap

British cognate to american dudebro.

Typically English fellow, who speaks in an indecipherable dialect, makes snide cunt jokes, likes soccer but is not a hooligan, eats Branston Pickle, etc.

Hey blokechap, you suck, fuck offf. go back "across the pond" dickweed.

by blokechap October 16, 2008

Shit Bloke

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.

willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight

by nobbynub May 27, 2009