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Blinkerton

When you are hitting your vape for a long amount of time causing the safety draw light on it to blink. Similar to the world blinker
Brad: Yo bro, this week has been stressing me out, give me the chooch
Chad: Aight bro here
*after 5 straight seconds of hitting the chooch*
Brad: Bro I’m in blinkerton rn
by That guy who makes stuff up October 31, 2022
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Blinkercourse

A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.
My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
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Mystery Blinker

The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)
Some A-hole pulled the mystery blinker, then just merged right in front of me.
by IsraelHands09 December 24, 2010
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ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders
joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
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tweaker blinker

The turn signal light on a car that blinks faster than the average turn signal.
my left turn signal is about to die. right now it's a tweaker blinker.
by crackyofmurphy March 3, 2010
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Peaky blinders

Peaky blinders is a 6 season tv show set in 1919-1934. Its abt a gang called the peaky blinders given the name bc they sew blades into the Peaky of here hats and in fighte use the said blades to blind people. The main characters are the leaders of the peaky blinders the shelbys the main leader is thomas (tommy) shelby
Girl: omg have you seen Peaky blinders

Boy: no whats it abt
by Elizabeths June 26, 2022
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blinders

Absurdly large women's sunglasses that mask the face from proper evaluation. Most notably worn by women of substandard appearance. Unlike horse blinders, these do not block the vision of the wearer but that of the passerbyer. Synonyms: Slut Goggles.
Put those blinders back on you ugly cock monger.
by BDH, JDG, ERO, EA April 11, 2006
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