Man, that blessedfury guy just ninja'd the raptor mount!
My car just got blessedfury'd from the parking lot!
My car just got blessedfury'd from the parking lot!
by ZOMGITSHOBO February 5, 2010
Get the Blessedfury mug.The greatest and kindest person alive, she will make you laugh 24/7 and make a.wesome fart jokes that'll blow you away. not only does she have the greatest hugging machines (or better known as ArMs), but she also was scientifically proven to be a 100% best college mom (esp to those called Sandy and Jennifer <3) her beauty is undefined even by urban dictionary, but us as humble authors will try. she is truly a BLESSING to the world. We all need a Blessina® in our lives. If one is not enough, get more!! (warning: one is always more than enough because of how great she is. Overdose on Blessina® may cause serious cause of cuteness syndrome and diabetes from the sweetness).
*1am in a study room*
J: "lets go eat cereal!!!"
S: "no we gotta eat ramen!!!!!!!!"
B: "THANK YOU, NEXT"
J&S: "But mom..."
Do you have a Blessina® in your life? If not, what are you waiting for??!! Dial 6969696969-I-LOVE-BLESSINA to order your own Blessina® today! Time is running out, you don't want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity >.<
*2 seconds later*
OOPS TOO LATE, due to high demand, all Blessinas® have been kidnapped by two heinous criminals known only as Sans and Jenny. (aka dumb and dumber)
J: "lets go eat cereal!!!"
S: "no we gotta eat ramen!!!!!!!!"
B: "THANK YOU, NEXT"
J&S: "But mom..."
Do you have a Blessina® in your life? If not, what are you waiting for??!! Dial 6969696969-I-LOVE-BLESSINA to order your own Blessina® today! Time is running out, you don't want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity >.<
*2 seconds later*
OOPS TOO LATE, due to high demand, all Blessinas® have been kidnapped by two heinous criminals known only as Sans and Jenny. (aka dumb and dumber)
by Sans&Jenny November 14, 2018
Get the blessina mug.When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.
Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa
by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019
Get the Blessing the Rains Down in Africa mug.To pass the time, Bessie the cow and her friend Elsie like to play a version of a game they saw at the county fair.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.
The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.
However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.
Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.
The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.
However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.
Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
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by redrose6819 June 8, 2021
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(Bulimia is not a joke is you think you might be struggling reach out for help)
(Bulimia is not a joke is you think you might be struggling reach out for help)
by H20hoe May 26, 2019
Get the Bulimic Blessing mug.A form of attack upon ones face using one hand.
The attack starts with a slash of the hand down the center of the face from the forehead to the nose. Immediately followed by a repetition of slaps with the same hand across left and right hand cheek, whilst keeping the hand positioned centrally.
A Papal Blessing is usually given as a form of joke between friends as part of friendly horseplay rather than a serious attack maneuver.
The attack starts with a slash of the hand down the center of the face from the forehead to the nose. Immediately followed by a repetition of slaps with the same hand across left and right hand cheek, whilst keeping the hand positioned centrally.
A Papal Blessing is usually given as a form of joke between friends as part of friendly horseplay rather than a serious attack maneuver.
by gib-guy November 26, 2019
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