Bleeding Massive

Used often in Dublin, Ireland to signify:

A) Something big

B) Someone who is a legend

Pronounced: Bleedin' Massif

A) It was bleeding massive!
"You won't fit that in me, it's bleeding massive!!"

B) Ah, sure you're only bleeding massive!

by Bitchiness October 25, 2010

bleard

Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.

sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about

by charli minaj-nikci April 3, 2020

block bleeder

Someone who is selling drugs in his neighborhood. Relieving fiends of every penny you can usually going days on end without sleep. hustling 24x7.

"He has been up three days straight bleeding the block. Hes a real block bleeder not some part time criminal"

by Zero Celcius September 30, 2007

Blardification

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.

"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021

berdoo

Slang for the city of San Bernardino. Mostly used by people who live in the city.

"Everyone knows that berdoo always has the best weed."

by 195677453 July 27, 2005

Bleed Blue

A phrase used in India to show support to the Indian cricket team who generally don a blue uniform.

We bleed blue cuz we had to sit through 12 hours of rain but at the end of the day, India won the Champions trophy after winning the World Cup and that's all that matters.

by vetiarvind June 24, 2013

beerdar

Beerdar is the latent homing ability exhibited by all males (and some females) that enables them to return to their place of dwelling whilst completely inebriated. (See Example 1 below). In cases of extreme inebriation, said ability may become repressed due to the large amount of alcohol in said person's body, often leading to them regaining conciousness in a randomn location. (See Example 2 below).

Bob:"Blimey, I'd never of made it home last night without my trusty beerdar".

Joe:(from in ditch) "F***ing beerdar's on the blink again.

by Llama0wn3d December 9, 2008