Bleeder

A female human.

My father always told me we can't trust bleeders. How can you believe something that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die?

by BrightColors February 20, 2009

Beemer'in

the art of taking 3 hours to complete a 5 minute task

The new guy got his butt chewed by GS for beemer'in his morning reports.

by Ricky Yoyo December 29, 2011

beemer complex

Noun. A condition inherent to drivers of BMW automobiles, causing them to overtake the fast lane of any road, and often in a belligerent, arrogant, pushy and assholish manner.

The moment he sat behind the wheel of the E21, Davenport began to feel the onset of what several Behaviorists have dubbed 'beemer complex.'

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 9, 2014

bleeder box

A bleeding vagina, or a mans stretched rectum... especially those named Robert Jarvis Jesse Widvey

Dude Robs acting like a damn bleeder box..

My bleeder box is leaking..

by SSgt Cocky October 28, 2018

Bleeper

A sudden noise that makes everyone around the person who did it scream and jump around

AAAAAAA!!! THAT GIRL JUST DID A BLEEPER!!!! AAAHHHHHHH

by UNI-BRO123 November 28, 2019

Bleemee

A person that is detrimental to have any form of relationship with and typically cant be trusted. A bleemee Doesn't not have your best interest at heart, instead, a bleemee looks to take advantage of others consciously or subconsciously. A bleemee is similar to or can be a gold digger, a scavenger or a leech.

My wife wants to divorce and take everything bro, i should of known she was a bleemee.

by Spazysmalls April 23, 2022

Buzzer Bleeder

Buzzer bleeder is when your girlfriend rhinks she might be pregnant but gets her period in the time between buying the pregnancy test and peeing on it.

We thought becky was pregnant but she nailed a last second buzzer bleeder in a hardys bathroom.

by Joe BYEDEN October 20, 2016