blare

To play music really loud

Stop blaring the raver shit! ! !

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

blarcissism

n. The devotion of more time to self-centered online activities (blogging, social networking, etc.) than to work, school, and/or family. A mash-up of blogging and narcissism.

Also, blarcissist: n. One who practices blarcissism.

In the year 3000, after the smoke of the blarcissism epidemic clears, Homo sapiens place themselves on the endangered species list, citing low birth rates due to a lack of actual human-to-human contact.

Also: Did you hear that Tom's wife took off with the kids after she found his blogger, myspace, and facebook profiles? Nobody had any idea he was such a blarcissist.

by ipostupost.com March 20, 2008

barped

When you burp and barf simultaneously

"Last night I barped, and it tasted like acid. I wanted to die."

by Honey Roasted Peanuts December 2, 2013

barpet

Barpet: A person who is only interested in just drinking and is not going to put out after the bar.

One time me and a friend on mine where at a bar,my friend asked me,"How's it going with that girl you just met?,ya gonna get some tonight maybe?,she's looks Hot!!,"then i said,"Fuck no!,She's just sitting here just drinking and staring like she's not going to put out tonight,I got myself a Barpet!

by massivet33 December 29, 2015

Blarch

Sloppy fat person; a slob or grossly overweight individual

He needs to lose weight; he’s become a total blarch.

by Big Tummy June 22, 2018

Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Blarb

A word that is an exuberance of emotion as a result of boredom.

The first guy: HEY BUDDY! What's up? Other guy: Blarb.

by Carlow Motowski December 25, 2004