blarg

an act of randomness when someone walks in a room

what the hell did you come in here and start saying sashin? that was a total blarg.

by lladnar August 19, 2009

Blarg

An exclamation, uttered when something is seen or heard that renders the person who saw/heard it incapable of understandable speech.

A:Did you just walk in on your parents having sex?
B:Blarg!

by Dr_Satan August 24, 2003

Blarg

What you say when an unattractive woman hits on you in a public place, you get in her face and say BLARG while sticking out your toungue and letting EVERYONE see you doing it

Hi my name is Tina, I weigh 362 lbs.......BLARGGGG

by Joeinchicago March 9, 2008

blarg

In New Zealand programmer slang, blarg and wibble are used as default variables, much like foo and bar.

So if we try and access the next element in blarg, we get wibble instead.

by Cory Shanks March 3, 2004

Blarg

Anything and Everything. Blarg has no limits.

Did you here that Blarg got closed down for blarg?
(Did you here that McDonalds got closed down for infestation? could be what it means but you decide)

Holy crap! Did you see that blarg?

by Blargtie December 2, 2009

Blarg

Word used in anger or frustration. Commonly used when you just want to scream.

I failed that test BARLG!!!

by Kristy December 10, 2004

blarg

To ejaculate a large multi-coloured load.

Jesses sister licked up my Blarg last night, her tongue looked like a rainbow.

Jesses sister had blarg on her lip when she went out on a date with matt young, so matt took her around back of a zellers and when she took off her shirt he blarged in his pants as usual!

HAHAHA dude that guy blarged on jesses sister.

by Andrew Fenske April 20, 2008