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Bland umami

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.
She's such bland umami
by sachikatdare July 26, 2015
mugGet the Bland umamimug.

bland gay

A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight
“Those kpop guys are lowkey hot.”
“But you’re gay lol.”
“No. I’m a ✨bland gay✨.”
by that bisexual kpop weeb September 10, 2020
mugGet the bland gaymug.

bland out

Defines a state of boredom or a lost sense of direction. Can also be used to define a "choke" or "whiff".
1.Damn dude I feel bland out, there's nothing useful about me.

2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.

3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.
by wirelessmoke May 10, 2021
mugGet the bland outmug.

mataia bland

A freak, loyal, young & turnt, and fine asf. Might consider her a high score!
Whoever name is mataia bland, go with it
by Coolestjiggo78 November 19, 2023
mugGet the mataia blandmug.

Bland

A dad who has a cult called "Bland's Boys"
people need to stop using Blands name in vain tsk tsk tsk
by gordunt January 5, 2022
mugGet the Blandmug.

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
mugGet the bland glandmug.

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