Blackberry

A piece of shit phone

Candice hates her blackberry and wants to get an Iphone

by idontwanttotellyou August 18, 2010

Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.

George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.

by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

blackbeard main

A piece of fucking shit that can't aim or do shit in rainbow six siege.

Skweenis: I'm the best Blackbeard main there is.
A sane person: suck a cock your trash kid

by SlikAverey February 3, 2018

Blackberry

A cellular device that not only becomes addicting, but takes over a owner's life and makes them feel as if they can not live without one.

Fuck, I forgot my Blackberry at home. I'll be right back, let me go get it.

by Sofafuckinggenius February 18, 2010

Blackberry

A mobile phone that is an absolute waste of £200. Blackberry App World is about a tenth of the size of the Android or Apple store. The apps themselves are not very good either. The camera is a bit rubbish and they are too complicated to use.

Person 1: I just got myself stuck into a two year contract on a Blackberry without realising how shit it is

Person 2: Wow, you are such an idiot.

by dave1234567890grandma April 16, 2012

welfare blackberry

One who possesses no job or other means of income but still has an expensive mobile phone plan. Inevitably this phone plan is funded by welfare benefits.

"Shoot man, your cousin's smart phone is phat! How can she afford that with all those mouths to feed?"

"She uses her government check for that--it's her welfare blackberry."

by dn41360 July 8, 2009

Blackberryable

The act of being available via Blackberry at anytime.

She was blackberryable, as I heard her Blackberry ringtone, Molly, go off all day.

by Melis' January 10, 2012