Siberian Blast

When a man ejaculates copious amounts of semen on someone's face to the point the face is no longer visible. (aka The Siberian Snowman)

I couldn't even kiss her goodnight after the Siberian Blast I gave her.

by Papachops June 16, 2020

blapty

intoxication beyond the ability to communicate or function with others

Joe took his fifth shot only to realize that he was too blapty to drive home.

Jane was so blapty nobody wanted to be around her.

by beefmissile November 6, 2009

e-blast

A ridiculous non-word made up by marketing people who think the term "e-mail" is inadequate to describe the explosive excitement of their mass e-mails.

Also "eblast" or "e-mail blast"

If we send out an e-blast, the widget will literally fly off the shelves!

by Sarah N. April 22, 2008

Gotta Blast

Something Jimmy Nuetron says around the beginning of the theme song for the popular Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Jimmy Nuetron

Me: "Gotta Blast"
Friend: WTF are you masturbating under the table

by YourBoiTheUgandan43 January 25, 2018

Blast the nips

To show off one's nipples in a flashy and colorful way

I'm about to take my bra off, blast the nips.

by Buuuuuussssccchhhhh October 6, 2009

Blaithin

Blaithin is very beautiful. There are no words to describe how much we all love her. Honestly I will love her always and forever

Blaithin is truly wonderful!

by RIPJughead;) June 18, 2018

Weiner Blast Beat

A blast beat performed using one's penis in lieu of a drum stick. The penis is usually used to hit the snare drum.

Most deathcore bands are gay and usually employ a weiner blast beat

by Festive_Lotus May 22, 2014