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blade wars

The name posterity will give to our current time period, characterised as it is not so much by global warming or religious terrorism, but by the constant battle between rival razor manufacturers to see how many blades they can fit on their next generation shaving tool. It may yet prove to be the bloodiest conflict of all time.
Citizen of the year 2085: My Mom's so old, she even remembers what "DVD"s are! I mean, they were popular way back during the blade wars!
by John Doom October 18, 2006
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blad-blazer

An extremely inconsiderate loud person. Often making noise just to get attention and feel superior.
Mike cranked up the volume of his laptop to the maximum setting. He is such a blad-blazer.
by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015
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Niyo Blade

Niyo blade is when a Genji Blade kills 0 or 6 people. Literal Gamble.
WTF NIYO BLADE POG

or

WTF NIYO BLADE, STOP FEEDING
by Kayjii May 17, 2022
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Malenia, Blade of Miquella

A boss in Elden Ring that states her name and occupation upon killing you.
Friend: Can you help me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella?

You: Let me solo her.
by Mor B. Us August 12, 2022
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Tentacle blade

The "tentacle blade instance" founded and made popular by Southpaw refers to any instance in which a character has the will, means, and resources to kill another character, and when given the opportunity, chooses not to with no further explanation. Most excuses given are the character forgetting to use their resources or calling them arrogant.
Person 1: "Hey, why doesn't Doc Ock ever kill Spider-man with the blades in his tentacles? He wants to kill him and has so many chances."
Person 2: "That's a tentacle blade moment and bad writing."
by the massive big O January 16, 2022
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Unlimited Blade Works

Reality Marble created by Archer (Fate/Stay Night) that allows him to control a large number of weapons.
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, Fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to life, nor known to death
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works!
by Arblast December 17, 2008
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mount blade

1)when you doggystyle a woman and blade her with your penis

2)an indie game about a fantasy medieval land where there is no fantasy and you ride and use horse archery and other realistic weapons to kill raiders that want to drink from your skull
1) i bet Briteny Spears was mount bladed on once in her life

2) hey have you played mount blade? i killed 99 sea raiders that wanted to drink from my skull using my bow while on my horse!
by a hobo living in Montana April 6, 2009
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