better off dead

-phrase.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.

1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.

2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.

by Elisara January 28, 2008

Batted

To dish out that work on a gold platter.
To beat someone up.
To hit someone with a bat.

Yo bro you finna get batted if I don't get my money

by Chris & Brian KHS March 15, 2014

chemlight batteries

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

by living proof December 12, 2003

Bitterby

A Bitterby is an extremely enraged human being. This individual is considering itself correct in every matter even though this not might be the case.
Bitterbys originates from South Sweden and thus are residing in Swedish villages.
The trick to catch a Bitterby is to have great patience as they are hard to find.
Rumor goes that Bitterbys feed of the fear of others hence their social awkwardness.

Person 1: What are you!? A Bitterby?
Person 2: GTFO, thats none of your business!

by alibaba1 October 7, 2013

better off bacon

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.

Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.

by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011

bettercallmommy

instagram famous, known in the spam community for her performative activism, racism, preying on younger members, and blaming COVID deaths on BLM protests.

The way bettercallmommy perpetuates conspiracy theories against black people is disgusting

by ladychinaberry April 6, 2021

Spazz in the batter

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.

Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.

by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011