1.) (noun) A game in which one party calls another party "bitchass," therefor effecitvely dubbing them "bitchass" for the day. The rules (decreed by one sir God/Nicholas Cage) are longstanding and are as follows:
1. The game resets every night at 12
2. Upon becoming "bitchassed," until the game resets, when anyone says to you "Hey bitch," you must respond with a woeful "Yeah, I'm a bitch..."
3. You cannot bitchass someone who has bitchassed you until the game resets.
4. Timestamp trumps all ; if one receives a message at 1:10pm, yet they haven't actually seen the message, the bitchassing is still effective due to the timestamp.
5. If a simultaneous bitchassing occurs (i.e., two patries bitchass eachother at the exact same time), OR, if a legitamate dispute arises over who bitchassed who, a grace period begins for a time of 2 hours, at the end of which, either party can bitchass the other.
6. Thou shalt not bitchass the wild.
2.) (verb) to effectively "bitcasss" someone.
1. The game resets every night at 12
2. Upon becoming "bitchassed," until the game resets, when anyone says to you "Hey bitch," you must respond with a woeful "Yeah, I'm a bitch..."
3. You cannot bitchass someone who has bitchassed you until the game resets.
4. Timestamp trumps all ; if one receives a message at 1:10pm, yet they haven't actually seen the message, the bitchassing is still effective due to the timestamp.
5. If a simultaneous bitchassing occurs (i.e., two patries bitchass eachother at the exact same time), OR, if a legitamate dispute arises over who bitchassed who, a grace period begins for a time of 2 hours, at the end of which, either party can bitchass the other.
6. Thou shalt not bitchass the wild.
2.) (verb) to effectively "bitcasss" someone.
"Bitchass!"
"You've been bitchassed!"
"Hey, how's it going? Ohh, alright here, just ----- BITCHASS!! haha."
"Nah dude, I bitchassed you already"
"You've been bitchassed!"
"Hey, how's it going? Ohh, alright here, just ----- BITCHASS!! haha."
"Nah dude, I bitchassed you already"
by BizSkywalker March 5, 2015
Get the Bitchass mug.Richass and bitchass as defined by two urban dictionary contributors:
Richass: "A person who is rich...selfish...and conceited with their money."
Bitchass: "Someone who gets on your nerves badly."
And with that, a richass bitchass: A rich, selfish snob who feels that being rich isn't quite enough, so they like to wreak havok by exploring into the nerves of "those others" (who in their eyes bear little to no difference than to a Taco Bell or a McDonald's visit, or to a Toyota Camry purchase for that matter). They even have enough money to make crawl on your knees to pick up the money they left for you. Do not reassure them of their richness, friends, as it may bring forth the bitchness.
Richass: "A person who is rich...selfish...and conceited with their money."
Bitchass: "Someone who gets on your nerves badly."
And with that, a richass bitchass: A rich, selfish snob who feels that being rich isn't quite enough, so they like to wreak havok by exploring into the nerves of "those others" (who in their eyes bear little to no difference than to a Taco Bell or a McDonald's visit, or to a Toyota Camry purchase for that matter). They even have enough money to make crawl on your knees to pick up the money they left for you. Do not reassure them of their richness, friends, as it may bring forth the bitchness.
by an envious mcdonalds cook August 21, 2010
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n. Someone who acts really stupid, or does some kind of dumb move that causes others to think that s/he is a dumbass
by CPATT April 13, 2009
Get the Bitchassnigga mug.1. A term used most frequently when an aquaintance lets you down.
2. Also used when something very bad happens.
3. Rapper Lingo
2. Also used when something very bad happens.
3. Rapper Lingo
1. We was goin to the store for some brew and that bitchass mothafucka didn't even show.
2. Ah shit!! It's the police! Quick, put that bitchass mothafucka's head in the bag and get it the fuck outta here!!
3. A word used extensively in rap from throughout the 90's to today.
2. Ah shit!! It's the police! Quick, put that bitchass mothafucka's head in the bag and get it the fuck outta here!!
3. A word used extensively in rap from throughout the 90's to today.
by N Jackman November 7, 2008
Get the bitchass mothafucka mug.by Jacqueline December 9, 2002
Get the bitchass mug.A guy who acts like a woman but is also a stupid fuck. Always complains about the simplest things, won't do anything for anyone and can't do shit. Likes cock in there asshole.
*3 buddies are at a Chilis*
TristanLarry: Hey Evan pass the ketchup.
EvanRaftobitch: No, I can't, I'm too cool and I'm a major douchebag faggot.
SamSwag: *Drunk AF* C'mon Evam, just pass him the damn kethcupz
EvanRaftobitch: Nah, I already said I'm a cocksucker and I can't.
TristanLarry: Wow, you're mean, we can never be friends anymore because I'm a fuckin crying poon.
SamSwag: *Drunk* Yous guyzes are fucking bitchassnigga. You bitchassniggazz stop complai -- *too drunk and passes out*
TristanLarry: Hey Evan pass the ketchup.
EvanRaftobitch: No, I can't, I'm too cool and I'm a major douchebag faggot.
SamSwag: *Drunk AF* C'mon Evam, just pass him the damn kethcupz
EvanRaftobitch: Nah, I already said I'm a cocksucker and I can't.
TristanLarry: Wow, you're mean, we can never be friends anymore because I'm a fuckin crying poon.
SamSwag: *Drunk* Yous guyzes are fucking bitchassnigga. You bitchassniggazz stop complai -- *too drunk and passes out*
by Saaam December 26, 2014
Get the Bitchassnigga mug.1.) Not taking care of your responsibility
2.) Overall hatin
3.) Stating you were about to do something when you know you weren't
4.) Getting called out on your bullshit and taking a bitchlike approach
5.) Throwing shade because you can't do something
6.) Crying like a bitch about simple shit
7.) Acting like you are better than someone
8.) The act of being a bitch, unable to pull your skirt up and handle your shit
2.) Overall hatin
3.) Stating you were about to do something when you know you weren't
4.) Getting called out on your bullshit and taking a bitchlike approach
5.) Throwing shade because you can't do something
6.) Crying like a bitch about simple shit
7.) Acting like you are better than someone
8.) The act of being a bitch, unable to pull your skirt up and handle your shit
Jay: Where is Q?
Key: Out!
Jay: Out where?
Key: To the store.
Jay: In who's car?
Key: Her's!
Jay: When the fuck did she get a car?
Key: A couple days ago.
Jay: I told her to wait for me to buy her one!
Key: Well, what was she suppose to do...she's been waiting on you to buy her one for 6 months.
Jay: Well, I guess she got it on her own then because I was going to buy her one when I got my check. Now. I can save my money!!!
Key: She still can use YOUR money for the kids!!!
Jay: Whatever, I'll talk to you later!
Key: That nigga suffers from bitchassness!
Key: Out!
Jay: Out where?
Key: To the store.
Jay: In who's car?
Key: Her's!
Jay: When the fuck did she get a car?
Key: A couple days ago.
Jay: I told her to wait for me to buy her one!
Key: Well, what was she suppose to do...she's been waiting on you to buy her one for 6 months.
Jay: Well, I guess she got it on her own then because I was going to buy her one when I got my check. Now. I can save my money!!!
Key: She still can use YOUR money for the kids!!!
Jay: Whatever, I'll talk to you later!
Key: That nigga suffers from bitchassness!
by Yonna April 5, 2008
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