Definitions by BizSkywalker
Bitchass
1.) (noun) A game in which one party calls another party "bitchass," therefor effecitvely dubbing them "bitchass" for the day. The rules (decreed by one sir God/Nicholas Cage) are longstanding and are as follows:
1.] The game resets every night at 12
2.] Upon becoming "bitchassed," until the game resets, when anyone says to you "Hey bitch," you must respond with a woeful "Yeah, I'm a bitch..."
3.] You cannot bitchass someone who has bitchassed you until the game resets.
4.] Timestamp trumps all ; if one receives a message at 1:10pm, yet they haven't actually seen the message, the bitchassing is still effective due to the timestamp.
5.] If a simultaneous bitchassing occurs (i.e., two patries bitchass eachother at the exact same time), OR, if a legitamate dispute arises over who bitchassed who, a grace period begins for a time of 2 hours, at the end of which, either party can bitchass the other.
6.] Thou shalt not bitchass the wild.
2.) (verb) to effectively "bitcasss" someone.
1.] The game resets every night at 12
2.] Upon becoming "bitchassed," until the game resets, when anyone says to you "Hey bitch," you must respond with a woeful "Yeah, I'm a bitch..."
3.] You cannot bitchass someone who has bitchassed you until the game resets.
4.] Timestamp trumps all ; if one receives a message at 1:10pm, yet they haven't actually seen the message, the bitchassing is still effective due to the timestamp.
5.] If a simultaneous bitchassing occurs (i.e., two patries bitchass eachother at the exact same time), OR, if a legitamate dispute arises over who bitchassed who, a grace period begins for a time of 2 hours, at the end of which, either party can bitchass the other.
6.] Thou shalt not bitchass the wild.
2.) (verb) to effectively "bitcasss" someone.
"Bitchass!"
"You've been bitchassed!"
"Hey, how's it going? Ohh, alright here, just ----- BITCHASS!! haha."
"Nah dude, I bitchassed you already"
"You've been bitchassed!"
"Hey, how's it going? Ohh, alright here, just ----- BITCHASS!! haha."
"Nah dude, I bitchassed you already"
Bitchass by BizSkywalker March 5, 2015