1 definition by BizSkywalker
1.) (noun) A game in which one party calls another party "bitchass," therefor effecitvely dubbing them "bitchass" for the day. The rules (decreed by one sir God/Nicholas Cage) are longstanding and are as follows:
1. The game resets every night at 12
2. Upon becoming "bitchassed," until the game resets, when anyone says to you "Hey bitch," you must respond with a woeful "Yeah, I'm a bitch..."
3. You cannot bitchass someone who has bitchassed you until the game resets.
4. Timestamp trumps all ; if one receives a message at 1:10pm, yet they haven't actually seen the message, the bitchassing is still effective due to the timestamp.
5. If a simultaneous bitchassing occurs (i.e., two patries bitchass eachother at the exact same time), OR, if a legitamate dispute arises over who bitchassed who, a grace period begins for a time of 2 hours, at the end of which, either party can bitchass the other.
6. Thou shalt not bitchass the wild.
2.) (verb) to effectively "bitcasss" someone.
1. The game resets every night at 12
2. Upon becoming "bitchassed," until the game resets, when anyone says to you "Hey bitch," you must respond with a woeful "Yeah, I'm a bitch..."
3. You cannot bitchass someone who has bitchassed you until the game resets.
4. Timestamp trumps all ; if one receives a message at 1:10pm, yet they haven't actually seen the message, the bitchassing is still effective due to the timestamp.
5. If a simultaneous bitchassing occurs (i.e., two patries bitchass eachother at the exact same time), OR, if a legitamate dispute arises over who bitchassed who, a grace period begins for a time of 2 hours, at the end of which, either party can bitchass the other.
6. Thou shalt not bitchass the wild.
2.) (verb) to effectively "bitcasss" someone.
"Bitchass!"
"You've been bitchassed!"
"Hey, how's it going? Ohh, alright here, just ----- BITCHASS!! haha."
"Nah dude, I bitchassed you already"
"You've been bitchassed!"
"Hey, how's it going? Ohh, alright here, just ----- BITCHASS!! haha."
"Nah dude, I bitchassed you already"
by BizSkywalker March 5, 2015