bitchscription

When you give a detailed, bitchy description of something.

Emily: I just saw the saddest man. Bald and short like George Costanza; he was less fat, but not thin. Wearing a hoodie and black running shoes with white socks. BUT the best part about his attire was his pants. Golden khaki in color, but in a softer fabric almost like flannel pajamas. ...and they were 2 inches too short. Hope my bitchscription of him cheers you up!

by LizzieDoob521 February 14, 2012

bitchachino

A coffee drink costing 5 dollars that only a high maintenance woman would order

Check out that gal in the starbucks with all her bling drinking a bitchachino. I sure feel sorry for the poor sap she's married to

by sexystewardess April 18, 2016

bitchnipple

A frustrating or maddening or negative or personally threatening person, situation, or condition for which there is no easy or obvious escape, solution, or resolution.

This relationship has become a real bitchnipple.
My boss is the biggest bitchnipple ever.
Sorry to hear it, that's a real bitchnipple .
Flat tire, no spare, no service, middle of nowhere - now that's a bitchnipple!

by nom de plumpaperback writer June 26, 2017

Bitchcuit

A sassy young person who is also warm and enduring.

My teacher is really tough on us, such a bitchcuit, but she’s epic at roasting.

by TeacherH January 25, 2019

Bitchlips

Male who possesses incredibly plump lips that make every female around consider lip injections.

"Holy sh*t, that skunk tank, macho bravado delivery boy has some nice bitchlips. He can motorboat my catamaran any day of the week"

by Postmortalrejection August 3, 2020

BitchShit

BitchShit is basically shit that is done by a human being.

Dave''Hey Terry where were you yesterday,u said we were gon' ball all day''
Terry''I had to take care of some BitchShit man,my girl did some fucked up shit''
Dave''What did she do this time''
Terry''She stole airforce 1's and I gotta pay for that shit''
Dave''Wait..what the fuck is BitchShit''
Terry''U don't know what BitchShit is,come on man..alright,it's like shit nonsense or what ever a HUMAN did''
Dave''Oh alright,well I guess u better take care of your BitchShit''
Terry''I was gonna ask for some money..''
Dave''..U kiddin' right,'cause I ain't givin' u fuck''
Terry''Nahh forget it,see ya around bro''
Dave''Cool,''

by ItsBriana March 20, 2022

bitchcoiner

Bitchcoiners are shitcoiners that say they like Bitcoin, or pretend to get excited about Bitcoin technology, so they can promote shitcoins, scams, gambling, and custodial services to Bitcoiners and Nocoiners.

"I like Bitcoin, but my shitcoin has more transactions per second!" the bitchcoiner said as he shilled his worthless shitcoin bags.

by SatoshiNakamoto June 24, 2022