Birthday Defriend

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.

"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."

by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

birth order

Something that everyone says he/she got least attention, most relational stress, and best personality from. Only child always say that he/she is lonely.

typical stereotyping goes as follows:
first born - bossy but responsible/independant
middle child - ignored but mediator/peace maker
youngest born - spoiled but nice/humorous
only child - jesus

In fact, according to a census done by Julius Caesar in 8th century, the first child suffers the most from lack of attention and the stress from the family. It's also proven that it's the birth order that develops the best personality.

by iateeight October 8, 2013

Birth purse

A slang term used to refer to a woman's vagina.

Jason: Trisha finally let me get some action last night!

Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?

Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.

by ClashWithYou July 10, 2017

Biotrocity

A biological event resulting in catastrophic destruction and/or discomfort.

Don't go in the bathroom, man. There's been a fucking Biotrocity.

by Manic Decree October 24, 2018

presidential birthday

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.

It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.

by SuckABallYall January 13, 2017

blowin’ birthday brown

Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.

I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

big ol’ birthday fart

The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.

Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019