Binger

Noun: A person, particularly a left wing, "Pier One Picasso" looking, activist authority figure, that is moronic to the point of being a virtue signal unto himself. A Binger is incapable of applying logic, wisdom, or discernment, and therefore must navigate their world solely on feelings. This often results in cringe worthy hypocrisy, gross misinterpretations of God given rights, and self care shopping sprees for skinny jeans and aroma therapy.

Who brought the Binger? This party was great until the Binger showed up. Did that Binger just make a White Russian with soy milk? Bingers and Mash.

by Everything is Borrowed November 16, 2021

Binger

A binger is reffered to as someone who uses his power to put others down. A Binger uses unlawful and disingenuous tactics to smear an individual or group for purporses of conviction & increasing a Binger’s ego.

John: I was being chased & eventually cornered when I had to defend myself or risk great bodily injury or death.

Binger: Why didn’t you activate your invisibility cloak?

by Binger November 15, 2021

Binger

The finger a bum.
The word comes from the combination of the words bum and finger.

Mate, a girl crept into my room last night and bingered me!

by Bingmeister General May 21, 2013

Bingered

When a witness under cross examination owns an inept prosecutor

Nathan bingered Big Boy

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

BINGER

"Binger"-(noun) an antisecond amendment beta male attorney, which suffers from flaccid penis syndrome, and self meditates by prosecuting true alpha males. Enjoys nights watching peaceful rioters set fires to small businesses, throwing rocks and homemade molatov cocktails at occupied family homes. Also a founder of the Convicted Pedo Hero Society.

Today I had a run in with one of the "BINGER'S" on the city council.

by UnicornFarts9623 November 15, 2021

Binger

A huge blowout party

Hey dude did you hit up that binger last night? the cops were called

by Hart Benland July 31, 2011

Binger

A combination of binge drinking and going on a bender. It's what you do to ease the pain after succumbing to a coworker and bitcoin shill, only to have it tank 75% shortly after you invest your money.

"hey bro, buy bitcoin it's down to $18k"
"naw bro"
"bro, buy bitcoin, it's down to $17k"
"i'm good"
"man, buy bitcoin, it's down to 16k"
"no thanks"
"holy shit, bitcoin is down to $15k! buy it!"
"no way"
"bitcoin is down to $14k... i'll be buying a fucking yacht when it recovers while you die an old, poor, lonely bastard!"
<buy bitcoin here>
<bitcoin crashes to $7k>
<go on a binger>

by 2fastse May 12, 2018