going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

cigarette kiss

When you light another person's or your next cigarette with your own lit cigarette.

She lit her boyfriend's cigarette with her own and handed it to him.
"Oh, cigarette kiss," he said.

by QueenofKings August 25, 2008

cigarette lunch

when you do have time to eat lunch, you smoke a cigarette instead. the cigarette suppresses your hunger tiding you over to the next meal.

Q:Hey, what did you have for lunch today?

A: nothing, i had a cigarette lunch

I have no time in between classes on tuesday to eat lunch, so i have a cigarette lunch while i walk to my next class.

by smokerjoecollegestudent November 17, 2009

cigarette dance

happens when you smoke a cigarette outside while the wind keeps changing directions and you keep moving around trying to avoid the smoke.

Goll, i keep having to do the cigarette dance becuase the wind keeps changing directions and i don't want to smell!

by fuggit April 27, 2009

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

by Telephony September 12, 2014

Cigarette

Prison currency.

Woah, woah.. Calm down, man. I'll have your 85.5 cigarettes by next week

by Seven hundred dead possums July 12, 2010

Nigarette

When you roll a nigger in paper, and light his disco ball, afro hairstyle on fire.
He will smoke and glow like a cigarette.

Inhalation of the gasses is highly poisonous!

I heard in some african villages they burn niggers because they don't have cigarettes nor weed.

Yes, the nigs become nigarettes!
Highly toxic, don't try this at home!

Ain't nothin' like a burnin' nigg'rette!

by Fukaface! December 10, 2011