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blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
by Nappets October 8, 2011
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Bressing

A blessing in the form of a dressing.
Frank's Red Hot is a bressing.
by bbSatan666 June 12, 2016
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Blessing

If this is your name, then you're absolutely amazing. Blessing is one of the most smart, capable, and funny people in the world. If you ever meet one, you're lucky. They're an absolute gem. Of course they have some issues, as all humans do, but they're generally super sweet and fun to be around. If you have one in your life, don't lose her. It'll be the greatest regret in your life.
Wow, I love being friends with Blessing. She' s one of the best people ever!
by natashawaffles March 28, 2020
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Blessing

Blessing is one of the most beautiful people you will EVER meet. She is extremely kind and generous. She is popular but she doesn't let that get to her head. She is actually really smart even though she may seem like she's not. On the outside, she is smiling but deep down she is actually hurt. She wants someone that will love for who she is, not for her popularity and looks. All the boys want her, all the girls want to be her and everyone wants to be her friend. Oh and her smile could literally light up the entire universe (I'm not kidding).
*blessing walks in to the room*
*all eyes are on her*
by tnrtfcxdghret June 4, 2020
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Mad blessings

Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.

Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.
Friend1:I'm leaving for LA tomorrow to be a star.

Friend2: Mad blessings to ya and be safe!
by "D" July 28, 2005
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blessing

Being recognized from a possibly disadvantageous attribute, in a positive way that inserts a part of you into a part of something greater that gives you a sense of purpose, whether in a community of people or celestial bodies
Listening to my name being dropped in a sonorous way blesses me, not just in a holy fashion, but in one that totally assures a part of my path, even if life is just scripted to make me feel good. Listening to local comedy podcasts really is a blessing.
- some bullshit thing one's mom would write on Facebook, if she made a Facebook for one's identity only, not necessarily one's character - something that hasn't happened, another blessing, just like learning words!
by @kphisch February 26, 2013
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The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.
"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.
by Throblowe June 24, 2016
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