The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
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If this is your name, then you're absolutely amazing. Blessing is one of the most smart, capable, and funny people in the world. If you ever meet one, you're lucky. They're an absolute gem. Of course they have some issues, as all humans do, but they're generally super sweet and fun to be around. If you have one in your life, don't lose her. It'll be the greatest regret in your life.
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Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.
Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.
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Listening to my name being dropped in a sonorous way blesses me, not just in a holy fashion, but in one that totally assures a part of my path, even if life is just scripted to make me feel good. Listening to local comedy podcasts really is a blessing.
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- some bullshit thing one's mom would write on Facebook, if she made a Facebook for one's identity only, not necessarily one's character - something that hasn't happened, another blessing, just like learning words!
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