Time bonk

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.

1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.

by Okgra February 18, 2022

honk and bonk

Vehicular homicide

Sir we have nine reported cases of a honk and bonk

by No does make sex rape April 15, 2020

Nigger Bonker

A large blunt object made of wood, metal, or any other hard material used to beat or punish black people for being themselves (being niggers). May or may not have spikes on the end.

Im bout to get my nigger bonker and beat that coon back to the pre-civil war era!

by baddest ass October 8, 2008

Bonk Boy

A small child that doesn't have a grasp on how anything works. Often comparable to a potato white boy from Ohio. Needs his ass wiped every 7 seconds to survive.

"Hey, what was that loud whining from earlier?"
"I dunno, it was probably just Bonk Boy being a bitch."

by bonk boy's #1 hater September 7, 2017

BONK

The word BONK is used in conversation to alert the other party that you are horny. It is often followed by the expression "go to horny jail" if it does not result in a sexual act taking place.

BONK, is derived from a meme which circulated during the 2020 coronavirus outbreak. The meme depicts a dog hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat with the text "BONK", "go to horny jail.

Her: "Ah my boobs are achy today"
Him: "BONK"
Her: "Go to horny jail"

by hglly April 26, 2020

head bonk

When your kitty bumps her head into you as a sign of affection, and also so put her scent on you.
Whether you know her seemingly odd behavior as head bumping, butting, bunting or bonking, your cat is just trying to tell you that she thinks you are purr-fect!

That was so cute when Miss Kittypurr stood on your tummy and head bonked you.

by Kolchak Jones March 31, 2017

bonk-on

a 'bonk-on' is another term used to describe an erect penis due to arousal

"my God Dave, did you see that girl?! she's fine! I've got a bit of a bonk-on now"

by TomTom20 June 23, 2008