A moment of weakness when you haven't been laid in a while, and your Tinder date turns out to be a liberal and she won't shut up about Bernie Sanders and income equality. Seconds after you nut inside her later that night, she goes into your wallet and takes whatever cash you have to pay for her student loans.
After not feeling the inside of a woman for more than a month, Ken swiped left all night until he found a willing sloot, now he's feelin' the Bern and can't afford a cup of coffee.
by DogFoodLids January 21, 2016
A moment of weakness when you haven't been laid in a while, and your Tinder date turns out to be a liberal and she won't shut up about Bernie Sanders and income equality. Seconds after you nut inside her later that night, she goes into your wallet and takes whatever cash you have to pay for her student loans.
After not feeling the inside of a woman for more than a month, Ken swiped left until he found a willing sloot, now he's feelin' the Bern and can't afford a cup of coffee.
by DogFoodLids January 21, 2016
A stupid boy who always has a weird boner 24/7. Every single day he masturbates out in the open in public on the streets. He has been arrested over 2169 times by the Australian federal police department. He has been famous for humping Jutsin Biber.
E.g 1- Yo what up Bern the bich :) :)
E.g 2- Bern the bich is raping dogs, raping dogs, raping dogs, Bern the bich is raping dogs, hes a faggot....(Parody to old McDonald)
E.g 2- Bern the bich is raping dogs, raping dogs, raping dogs, Bern the bich is raping dogs, hes a faggot....(Parody to old McDonald)
by Bernymasturbating1269 April 29, 2019