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Breaking Benjamin

An amazing band that rocks!!!They're music not only has kick ass well...music, but also, amazing lyrics!!!It sucks that people pay no attention to them, and that they aren't that popular, they are so amazing, go buy one of their cd's!!!
Fuck you firefly, have you lost you light?Now I hate your ways cuz theyre just like mine.-Firefly
I chase the sun, it chases me. You know my name, you know my face. You'd know my heart if you knew my place.-Follow
BREAKING BENJAMIN KICKS ASS!!!
by Super L March 19, 2005
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Benjamin Bag

A container of marijuana costing $100. ALso callled benny bag, ben bag or B-bag. Size may vary . but should be the size of a base ball.
Alex, did u pick up that benjamin bag?
Ya dude, lets spark dis b-bag.
<friend that no one likes> I call roads!
by Tixon Diconderoga March 2, 2008
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Benjamin Franklin

One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:

* Inventor of Floam

* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor

* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)

* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings

* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime

* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound

* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"

* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47

* Liked to play with puppies

* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors

* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered

* Had girly-hippy hair

* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face

* Prone to depression and extreme violence

* A Taoist-anarchist

* Hated tuna casserole
by Glastonbury Dex January 5, 2009
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Breaking Benjamin

1.A great band out of my area... Has the greatest underground site EVER. www.shallowbay.com. It's amazing. 4500 members and growing :D

2.A band known only for We Are Not Alone

3.A band consisting of Ben burnley, Aaron Fink, Marcus James, and Chad Szeliga (it's all about the chad! :D)
Me:Dude, did you hear breaking benjamin's song topless?

Them:Topless? They don't wear shirts?

Me:Exactly
by jmeye47 April 13, 2005
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Benjamin Harrison

The only President of the USA along with Martin Van Buren that didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He was the only president to beat an incumbent and THEN lose to an incumbent back-to-back.
Did you know Grover Cleveland lost to Benjamin Harrison and THEN won?
by Mynoduesp A. December 30, 2020
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Benjamin Harrison

Benjamin Harrison and Funny Valentine are 23rd POTUS of their respective universes.
by Saitama 777 February 17, 2021
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Full Benjamin

Pooping in the toilet while throwing up into your underwear.
My buddy was so drunk the other day he went full Benjamin.
by Jaukkstrap July 9, 2017
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