Knife to Beet You Burger

A special burger that comes with thinly sliced beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Knife to Beet You Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Treat Your Beet

The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.

Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!

by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011

that's beet

to express the idea of ridiculousness or stupidity in another's ideas or actions.

damn man, this shit is beet.

by Cracka'fo'sho' May 13, 2005

Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat

Something that I made up since I was bored. You randomly say it on conversations, either online or in real life. You can spam the hell outta it whenever you’re bored and/or wanna bother people. Saying it randomly in a real life conversation is just for the fun of it. Use the phrase when needed.

example 1:

“Oh, so then she actua-“

“YEET ON THE BEET OR THE FLEET FOR THE SEAT!” I yelled.
Example 2:

“I spammed yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat in a furry server on discord for no reason.” I said.

“What’s wrong with you and your life?” She asked

by Moaning Earrape March 2, 2019

pickled beet

When rubber bands are wrapped tightly under the head of the penis. After a time, this allows blood to cause the head to turn deep red; like a beet. The feeling during ejaculation is heightened when the rubber bands are taken off.

"I just wrapped five rubber bands really, really tight on my meat popsicle! When I'm ready to cum, my pickled beet will explode after I take the rubber bands off!"

by The Broken Eyelid September 13, 2008

Cheesy Beet

Steven Fernandez

Steven is a cheesy beet

by Hyumanera July 23, 2021

Kieran beet

God like being. One with all the power. If you do not listen to his commands you are sure to live a life of pain.

Wow! I did not listen to Kieran beet i will now suffer a life if pain.

by Urban Dictionary's God August 31, 2021