Beverage

Derived from the sexual position "The Beverly Hills" where a man finds the girl at the bar that has the biggest ego and thinks that her "shit don't stink". Said man takes this girl home and while ploughing her doggie style, he sticks two fingers in her buttocks and shoves both fingers in her nose, then says: "Shit don't stink now, does it?". These girls are usually found in Beverly Hills.

A girl walking down the street with her head held high like she rules the world walks in front of two males.
"Holy shit, check out the massive beverage."

by foog September 3, 2005

Maternal Beverage

booby milk, milk that comes from your mums tits!

Mother may I please have some of your tasty maternal beverage

by Fifi Le Fume January 14, 2009

Tasty Beverage

An alcoholic beverage that is expertly concocted to taste great with a high ethanol content.

He must be a great bartender because that is one Tasty Beverage.

Let's go to Slade's house to have some Tasty Beverages! Yay!

by Slade Giles November 6, 2009

beaverage

Early cenozoic era during which mammals such as beavers started appearing

When did squirrels evolove? I believe it was in the mid cenozoic era, immediately following the beaverage

by rabbitguy August 1, 2009

lusciuos beverage

A drink, usually a beer that is had in the company of beautiful women or with your bro's.

Quinn enjoyed a luscious beverage while he and the boys circle jerked on the ho's head.

by Bettatino July 1, 2005

Beverage

A word used during a consumption game to avoid the use of the D work!!

I would like some of my Beverage

by Mr Hazaar November 19, 2011

Beverage Incentive

A liquid bonus, typically a six-pack of the performer's choice, attached to an action, and granted after completion of the action. The action is typically crude in nature, such as having sex with someone for situational humor, or finishing a large quantity of alcohol.

Bob, Ted, Fred and Jimmy are at a bar:
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."

A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"

by JR Page December 25, 2010