peanut butter beej

when you eat three table spoons of jiff peanut butter (reduced fat) then suck an erect penis, until it release a milky substance to wash the peanut butter down.

I ate three table spoons of reduced fat jiff, and had no milk to cleanse my pallet, so i gave my boy friend a peanut butter beej

by mileygurlkillpoprawrz March 24, 2011

deej beej

n. a beej from a DJ.

deej beej, like we're talkin wxyc style.

by wxycdj October 21, 2008

Law of Beej

The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.

Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”

by Beejaydee November 27, 2017

Combat Beej

A blow job received in a theater of war (Military term).

Yo bro, did you get a Combat Beej from that ho-bag Sergeant?

by beat02 July 12, 2010

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

cool beej

a better word than cool beans and to act more nonchalantly but the swift way ifykyk!

"that movie was so cool beej! I was shitting my pants at it !"

by marcelinezz February 12, 2025

croco-hypo-beej

Some one of such monsterous proportions that you would never except a blow jop from them EVER!

I also made a fatal error last night but even through my beer goggles I new she was a croco-hypo-beej

by BistoYeti October 18, 2010