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Beau

1. Adjective: Misspelled beautiful in french
2. Noun: A rich, pretty boy bureaucrat.
At least the beaus gave out Stims, eh?
by AASoutherner February 8, 2021
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BEAU

A kid who is short but is good at sports but thinks he’s good at everything usually has 2 sisters and 1 brother beau would make a good boyfriend he’s very funny you cannot keep a straight face with him usually has a messed up eye but is still cute
Omg is that beau he is so cute
by YurMUMMisgay March 5, 2020
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Beau

adjective meaning lovely or beautiful, short for beautiful
her face is so beau.
by Jack_&_Jill August 13, 2018
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Beau

A worthless piece of shit that smells like cottage cheese. A synonym for having a horrendously minuscule schlong. Feels the need to compensate for the lack thereof by acting, indeed, as though he is a penile erection that walks and talks.
Girl: Wow, you expect to get me hot and bothered with the size of that Beau?
Boy: My Beau is not even as small as a grain of rice... I'd say it's more of a pea pod okay?
FUCK YOU BEAU (From Augustana College) =) love, Daddy M. from religion. {{you really need Jesus, dude.}}
by Daddy Bonhoeffer 6969 February 7, 2018
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Beau-beau

Verb: (a) To cancel plans by giving a lame excuse
(b) To not show up to a scheduled appointment for several weeks
Noun: (a) An act of ruining plans or
I was going to join the guys for lunch, but I decided to pull a Beau-beau and bail on them by pretending I was sick.
by cicipizza November 4, 2010
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Beau

A girl who steals your man and tries to make you jealous over it. Everyone finds her to be the downgrade
Stella: Beau took your man again
Jessica: Not surprised
by satelitehatred February 8, 2020
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Beau

Beau is the best type of person, some would even describe him as a god. He is from a small town called Lymington and has a cock which horses are even jealous about.
Ellie wishes she had Beau
by Jack Godfrey April 24, 2020
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