Reverse Benjamin Button Disease

Aging forward throughout time, becoming older every single year until you finally die.

"Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Jansson, but you have reverse Benjamin Button disease"

"Can I be cured?"

"I'm afraid not, you're as good as dead"

by Hilaros Man100 March 29, 2013

Benjamin

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Tall fit person who loves sports a lot. Never fails to make you laugh and knows how to have a good time. If you know a Benjamin you are one of the most luckiest people on earth. He would never intend to hurt you in any way. He is also absolutely gorgeous and perfect in every way!

That guy is defs a Benjamin!

by youwishjellyfish001 January 2, 2012

breaking benjamin

Breaking Benjamin is a nu-metal/hard rock band and all in all a great band. Not only do they sound awesome on their CD's but they are even better live. I first discovered them at a concert where they opened for Evanescence and I was blown away. They were amazing. So I went out and bought Saturate and We Are Not Alone and now I'm a die hard fan. If you've never really listened to them before but want to I suggest you pick up Saturate first because it's an all around better album(in my opinion) than We Are Not Alone.

Some personal favorite songs I would recommend to someone new to BB are:
Water
Natural Life
Phase
Shallow Bay
Home
Break My Fall
Sooner or Later
Breakdown

www.shallowbay.com

www.breakingbenjamin.com

by Lost Soul Swimming In A Fish Bowl April 22, 2005

Breaking Benjamin

An amazing band that rocks!!!They're music not only has kick ass well...music, but also, amazing lyrics!!!It sucks that people pay no attention to them, and that they aren't that popular, they are so amazing, go buy one of their cd's!!!

Fuck you firefly, have you lost you light?Now I hate your ways cuz theyre just like mine.-Firefly
I chase the sun, it chases me. You know my name, you know my face. You'd know my heart if you knew my place.-Follow
BREAKING BENJAMIN KICKS ASS!!!

by Super L March 19, 2005

Benjamin Bag

A container of marijuana costing $100. ALso callled benny bag, ben bag or B-bag. Size may vary . but should be the size of a base ball.

Alex, did u pick up that benjamin bag?
Ya dude, lets spark dis b-bag.
<friend that no one likes> I call roads!

by Tixon Diconderoga March 2, 2008

Bunjamin

Son of the right hand. Someone who can make you laugh without trying. A very open guy with a crazy past. Walks around with a smile that is welcoming. Laid back, crazy, serious, funny, and someone who knows how to have fun.

-girl walking down the street-
guy- hey what's up lil mama?
girl- your such a bunjamin!

by blah1111 October 30, 2011

Benjamin Franklin

One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:

* Inventor of Floam

* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor

* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)

* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings

* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime

* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound

* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"

* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47

* Liked to play with puppies

* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors

* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered

* Had girly-hippy hair

* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face

* Prone to depression and extreme violence

* A Taoist-anarchist

* Hated tuna casserole

Benjamin Franklin was a bad-ass.

by Glastonbury Dex January 5, 2009