beanis

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

by Mzero May 2, 2006

Beanis

A person who looks like mr bean.

Ben Stables is a Beanis

by igotdasquirtz August 26, 2011

Beanis

The mexican jumping bean that goes freestyle.
one who can't get a date.

There goes the beanis again.
Oh damn he crashed!

Who spilled the beans?

by IhoeSki January 28, 2011

Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

Beanis

"I am the beanis I speak for the beans you better eat more or I'll break your knees"

Jared: wtf

am the beanis I speak for the beans you better eat more or I'll break your knees

by The beanmancer February 21, 2020

beanie

weiner of mine that is very small

my beanie is my weinie and i enjoy playing with it

by John Bommarito April 23, 2007

Beanis

A clitoris or 'bean' so large and obtrusive, it resembles a penis.

When she pulled her pants down I began to feel like Stephen Rea in The Crying Game. As I started to wretch she laughed and said "Don't worry, mate...you're not barking up the wrong tree here - that's just my beanis!"

by WhatTwot? May 8, 2010