A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.
Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!
by Mzero April 19, 2006
by IhoeSki January 28, 2011
I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.
Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.
In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.
Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.
In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.
by tophieCC April 18, 2011
by The beanmancer February 21, 2020
When she pulled her pants down I began to feel like Stephen Rea in The Crying Game. As I started to wretch she laughed and said "Don't worry, mate...you're not barking up the wrong tree here - that's just my beanis!"
by WhatTwot? May 8, 2010