Chinese Beanbag Chair

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.

I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.

by tboner1939 May 7, 2010

beanbag syndrome

A state of mind where it becomes impossible to do any chore. Basically, the guy on the beanbag can't be expected to leave his comfortable spot and pass the ashtray. Beanbag syndrome often hits you when you're baked out of your mind.

"Hey, bro, pass the ashtray"
"No point asking him man. Look at him. Total beanbag syndrome."

by Alan-a-Dale September 16, 2013

Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

by rektx May 22, 2021

Piling into a beanbag

A sexual experience which generally involves a flaccid penis, a girl and a dark room. Without the lights on many boys have been know to dabble with the wrong hole and if not often the mattress. Usual morning after reaction, boy found alone in bed making excuses..turn the light on man!!

following a night at a crowded club that plays average to poor music i went home with a girl, in bed it was like piling into a beanbag

by beepboy October 2, 2012

Beanbag

One who you would not think to be able to walk or move but can for a comprehendable sentence, perferably accepting of playing certain games such as welcome genetalia and hide the brat.

Let's drive around and find some beanbags and do things to them.

by Colonel Mustard September 15, 2006

Beanbag

Scott Montgomery who lives in Glens Falls

Scott is a beanbag, without a doubt.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Beanbag

Whenever someone has a temporary moment of idiocy. They are a beanbag because they have the IQ of a beanbag.

Way to go Beanbag!

by Curtis Wyche January 23, 2009