beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.

Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.

by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017

Beamish

Referring to an epic gamer that beams people often

Have you seen Mic hail he is beamish

by Beamishman April 24, 2022

Layoff Beard

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."

There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.

by deaconblues February 11, 2009

attention beard

Facial hair grown by young men (especially hipsters) in an attempt to garner attention.

Man 1: "Did you see that Atticus is sporting a beard these days?"

Man 2: "Is it a legitimate beard or one of those attention beards?"

by DakotaFred June 26, 2014

We are in the Beam

A phrase said by the narrator in the Watergate map in TF2. Usually said whilst in the beam. The creator of the map thought it was a good idea to use a Text-to-speech app and now it's a meme. TF2 players have taken it upon themselves to remix it and make it a hitsound in the game, so it now shares a similar fate to bonus ducks. Not to be mistaken with the enemy is in the beam.

Narrator: We are in the beam

by Crackernut December 4, 2015

Beam

To be scammed

"I just got beamed for 1k creds by a multi on ogu"

by fuckarabmultis February 22, 2020

Epic Beard

1. Beard of Thomas Bruso, aka Epic Beard Man. The Epic Beard isn't white because of age. It's white because it's shining from brilliance.

2. Beard which is more than just overgrown facial hair.... Growing an Epic Beard takes time, dedication, and most of all, true manliness.

"Jeez, you heard about Freddie's suicide? Guy choked himself using his own beard!"- One way to use an epic beard

by umar_i February 25, 2010