busy

Non-descript excuse someone gives you when they're trying to get out of meeting or spending time with you. Similar to "I have plans". Basically means they're not into you.

Girl: Hey, you're on vacation this week right? Wanna come over and hang out?

Guy: Ummm sorry I can't; I'm busy

by Bitter-girl March 19, 2008

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Brownski Busy

Running around like you have something to do, when in reality you don't and expressing it to everyone

Jerry: "Man i have a lot of things to do today"
Bob:"Are you brownski busy?"
Jerry:"Not cool man."

by anon1935420 January 27, 2011

Sir Busy

Any friend of yours who's pretending to be too busy to IM or Email during business hours.

Kaho's been acting like Sir Busy since he got his new job in LA.

by chasingbrucelee April 30, 2009

artificially busy

1. Feeling like you have been extremely busy and you have no time for anything fun any more but never accomplishing anything.

2. A person who says that they cant do anything with you because they are busy but they dont actually have anything to do.

Person 1: "man i have been so busy but i have just watched tv all day"

Person 2: "Oh thats just an artificially busy day"

Or
Person 1: "Hey do you want to go to the movies later?"
Person 2: "No thanks man Ive got stuff to do"
Person 3: "No you dont, youre just artificially busy"
Person 1: "Dude, thats lame!"

by Jessy-ka October 6, 2005

artificially busy

When one puts on the illusion of having legitimate activities to do when in reality they're just trying to avoid you for some unexplicable reason. Uses such excuses as, "I can't talk now, I gotta study for my 5000954543098534 tests" or "Sorry but I can't chill with you anymore today because I have 4343290^7 appointments to go to." Extremely annoying, not very clever and the only person that these people fool are themselves.

Me: *dials number* Hey baby!
Boyfriend: Hey I gotta run because I have to go clean the house all day! *click*
Me: Damn it, hes artificially busy again, must be with that bitch Shaneese

by EXPLIZIT October 10, 2005

busy bottom

A hypersexual gay bottom

Oh that Sammy! He's such a busy bottom. Already had three tops and its only Tuesday.

by azbankr October 22, 2015