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Wine Bottle Shits

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.
I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.
by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009
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spray bottle

A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.
person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

person 2: Spray bottle!

person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

person 2: Spray bottle!

Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Person 2: SPRAY BOTTLE!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!
by msTsquared March 25, 2016
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Hot water bottle

As seen in the Korean web novel 'FFF-Class Trashero', a sexual partner (usually in the case of the main character Kang Han Soo referring to a woman), basically a 'bed warmer'.
"A beauty, whose body was ideal to be the highest-grade hot water bottle, thus shouted while looking down from the top of a majestic fortress covered by ice and snow." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 65

"His girlfriend, who had played the role of a hot water bottle, had disappeared, while he was kidnapped to the continents of Fantasia again." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 75
by jerrythebattlepus December 19, 2020
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Shampoo Bottle

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP SHAMPOO BOTTLE YOU RETARD! IT IS JUST A BOTTLE WITH FUCKING SHAMPOO IN IT
Hey dude I just stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle and killed your nan with it!
by Champaroo February 14, 2019
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bottle pinch

Bottle pinch is a situation that arises when bottles are arranged on a shelf or rack such that the bottles in front slightly overlap potentially causing one to be unintentionally dragged off of the shelf and possibly break.
while in a hurry, Mark grabbed a bottle from the shelf and, due to bottle pinch, the bottles on either side were knocked to the floor and broken.
by nizzlebizzle May 18, 2010
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brown bottle fever

illness with sympotms such as headache, nausa, bad mood, red eyes, all brought on by drinking bottle beer.
Having had 14 beers last night at the party, Ben was now suffering from brown bottle fever.
by baltsox January 11, 2008
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Cola Bottle

1 - A delicious form of sweetie.
2 - A form of masturbation where the neck of a cola bottle is used in replacement of a dildo.
3 - The container in which coca cola is held.
1 - "Yummy! I got some cola bottles!"
2 - "Wow! That was some awesome cola bottle-ing I did last night!"
3 - "I prefer my coca cola in its bottle than in a glass..."
by DINOSAURrawr May 18, 2009
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