Problems with your bros, the result of putting ho's first or participating in some serious violation of man law
"I got 99 broblems, but a ho ain't one."
"Dude, I know you didn't just break man law #69 (heh, 69). Are we going to have broblems?"
"Dude, I know you didn't just break man law #69 (heh, 69). Are we going to have broblems?"
by That guy that God worships February 8, 2010
Get the Broblem mug.by Goldy Yo December 23, 2006
Get the brobdin mug.Bro: Sorry babe, its a bro night, cant chill.
Girl: But Courtney is over too!
Bro: thats differnt, shes a brobitch.
Girl: But Courtney is over too!
Bro: thats differnt, shes a brobitch.
by Audrawrr July 12, 2009
Get the Brobitch mug.Barack Brobama - (proper) noun
Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.
Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).
See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.
Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).
See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Abroham Lincoln: "Four score and seven.." -
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
Get the Barack Brobama mug.A combination of the words "bro," and "obligation," used in such a manner to mean that it is a "bro's obligation."
Come on man, Jerry just got dumped. You know it's our brobligation to make him forget this night by giving him excessive amounts of alcohol, and/or taking him to the strip club!
by Orphan Stomper September 9, 2010
Get the Brobligation mug.An embargo of speech or contact placed upon a bro who has become severely whipped by his female counterpart in which the bro will be completely deprived of any and all bro interaction in hopes of making him find an appropriate equilibrium between his b and his bros.
by broindesperation January 10, 2009
Get the brobargo mug.Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown
Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.
Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.
Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.
by Jesus Mary and Broseph November 19, 2009
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