Ballchante

Dragging your ballsack across a womans face on arrival often with some sort of oil or lubricant and glitter

My girl is always delighted to get a warm ballchante when i come home.

by Sippinbrew August 6, 2023

Stinker Baucher

someone who has been mean to you in a joking fashion or has just pulled a prank on you.

Lindsey, you are a stinker baucher!

by alyssa and lindsey October 16, 2008

ballchain

1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.

"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself, you fucking ballchain?"

by Barry Ballchain May 10, 2006

Ballchef

1. An insult used in place of a persons name
2. an idiot or dick

Priest: Hello young fellowmelad
Fellowmelad: Shut the Fuck up, Ballchef!

by pope12346 December 11, 2008

ballchinian

noun: one who is gay, i.e., balls on the chin

"Man that queer is such a ballchinian."

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Ballchain

1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.

"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself? You fucking ballchain!"

by Barry Ballchain June 4, 2006

Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008