babiker

a super cool boy who's definitely going to dominate the world. funniest man in existence. 30 inch peepee and is fly as fuck😎

Who's that cool god of a man?
oh, that is babiker

by maaahahahahahah September 22, 2020

YouTube Bating

The Act of Masturbating to some random ass YouTube video; Mosty done while casually masturbating or out of boredom

*Thomas jerking off while on YouTube *

Carl: Thomas what are you doing jerking off to a makeup tutorial?

Thomas: Oh I'm just YouTube bating.

by billy Bob17 February 11, 2017

batikan

simply a good looking guy who knows how to solve problems easy and fast.

Wow, thanks, man ! You are such a batikan!!

by bigboyoutheregrinding April 19, 2018

BLTikini

A bikini made out of lettuce, tomato, and bacon. Nobody knows how the tradition started, but it's said that when lonely men gaze upon the wonder of a bacon bikini, their longings are cured. Tomatoes and lettuce have both been considered to have aphrodisiac properties. The incorporation of lettuce, it seems, is only the tip of the iceberg. A noted sex researcher stated that while desire for BLTikinis is less than kosher, "BLTikinis turn lots of people on."

So what are you waiting for? Go tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich. For best results, use a condiment.

Alice, always picky in lettuce purchases for her BLTikini, got head.

When John's new girlfriend wore her BLTikini, it was evident that she had no fatback.

by Romaine Nose October 19, 2010

Baikiando

Spanish slang for biking, bike life.

-What are you doing tonight cuh?
-I’ll be Baikiando with the tachaches...

by santi.cancho August 22, 2020

T-batin

When you place you left hand thumb down, then your right hand on top perpendicular. This formation is then placed on top of your penis placing it between both hands and is used to get off.

Dude, Matt just told me about how he's always t-batin to all of his porn sites!

by Brizles March 25, 2010

Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016