Batesville

Batesville is a small city of about 6-8 thousand residents. It was founded in the mid 1800's by George Dunn and Joshua Bates who is believed to be the origin of the name. Batesville is geographically noted for being about half way between Cincinnati OH, Indianapolis IN, and Louisville KY. Batesville is known for having one of the largest casket making companies in the world, Batesville Casket, it has also for decades housed the headquarters for Hill-Rom. Batesville was built near forests of Locust Trees which are known for their durable, hard, non-rotting wood. Batesville is known for having a close knit community. The crime rate is a very small percentage thanks to the community work done by the local churches and residents. Batesville is a Catholic city with a Baptist church, a couple Luthern, a couple non-denominational Christian, a Methodist, and a few other little churches. Life in Batesville is nice it's not touristy but if you like small city's you'll love Batesville. With several city parks a library a public pool a YMCA, restaurants in many places, an award winning Highschool for academics how could you not? It's a nice calm place to settle down.

I think that Hill-Rom hospital bed was made in Batesville!

by Dracoe January 29, 2012

Batesy

An aggressive chronic condition resulting in an extreme allergic reaction to alcohol. Symptoms include round dodging, compulsive lying about the previous nights alcohol consumption, and a completely hangover free existence.

"God I feel awful after last night, how do you feel?"

"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"

by ganzilla August 10, 2014

One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.

One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

Batista

One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.

He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.

BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.

The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.

Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?

Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey

Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep

Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009

Batiste Halo

When someone overdid it on the dry shampoo and they've got a bit of a grey parting.

Shit son you put so much batiste on this morning you've practically got a batiste halo

by :Jester August 22, 2011

Bates face

When some creep or weirdo stares at you so intently, just like Norman Bates from the movie Psycho, they are giving you a Bates face.

"Did you just see that weirdo give me a Bates face?"

"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"

by KellyJane May 24, 2013

baestfriend

A bestfriend that's like your girlfriend/boyfriend but not really your lover it's similar to friends with benefits

Do you want to be my baestfriend

by damarcus robinson July 13, 2016