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Bates

Named for Norman Bates, the mentally unstable antagonist of the film Psycho, a Bates is a person who never threatens anyone's life directly, but very obviously gives off the "I'm going to kill you in your sleep and roll around in your blood giggling like a schoolgirl" vibe. A Bates is almost always completely oblivious to the fact that they're a Bates. Also usually very poor at reading hints to leave others alone.
Janet: You know that kid John? He's a total Bates.

Brad: You can say that again, he keeps looking at me like he wants to cut out my liver and eat it raw.
by lightning_troubadour January 31, 2016
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Bates College

Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”

Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”

Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”
by Genius123321456654 June 28, 2023
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Lucy Bates

An incredible person, often female. She will have a eccentric Turkish mother, and wear heels no shorter than five inches. She does not appreciate bad grammar.
Person 1: "You seen that amaaazing girl wearing 12 inch heels with her crazy mama?"

Person 2: "I know right, Lucy Bates or what?"
by lucyfan1010101010101101 June 20, 2009
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Bates

Damn that dude is like a bates, he always screws up my chess games.
by the unknown bates April 10, 2004
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Kathy Bates-ing

A female who acts like Kathy Bates' character in the movie "Misery". This female has severe stalker tendencies. She could also be known as both a stage five clinger or a stage six clinger.
That girl is Kathy Bates-ing me to the extreme, she called me three times in only four minutes!!!
by E to the M to the O December 9, 2008
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Bates College

Traditionally teased as being the weakest of the Maine schools, Bates has a real crunchy/ social consciousness /outdoorsy vibe not found at Colby and Bowdoin.
So, dude, you didnt get into Bowdoin? Forget those elitist creeps! You can work with Sommali refugees and wear your Berks at Bates College
by ctdoc October 11, 2009
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Kathy Bates

The most wonderful woman in the world. The God worshipped by all Katholics.
by Cat in the hat ;P October 9, 2020
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