To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.
Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2015
by Baste Master July 5, 2010
by imaspork003 November 3, 2020
by Bast fran🅱️ March 21, 2018
v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).
I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.
by chuckerman May 3, 2005
When a Large Robust Woman with the Head of a lion Has too many glasses of Vladimirs Vodka and has an orange juice moustache , Gets angry And chases you with a clinched fist while making weird face and Attempts to to pound you with her oversized club of a hand.
Joanne would Lam Baste her children in a fit of rage when she couldnt go to the bar to meet up with Tedda Rad.
Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .
Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.
Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .
Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.
by WhatsReallyHood Bit*ch November 22, 2011
A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
by Etch September 9, 2006