Sasquatch

A nickname for Sam Winchester. Or, a tall hairy being that Sam Winchester is mistaken for.

1) Dean: All right, time for bed. Come on, Sasquatch.
2) Gabriel: Finally, a real sasquatch caught on film! W-wait a second....false alarm, it's just Sam.

by DESTIELFTW000 March 18, 2019

Sasquatch

When you take a shit and shave your balls then leave it for your friend to find it.

“Can I use the bathroom?”

“Yeah , Sorry about the Sasquatch”- Matty

by Damusiczar January 14, 2021

The immaculate sasquatch

A sexual act in which one partner (preferably a male above the age of 50 with a deep scratchy voice) puts on a Sasquatch costume with a hole in the genital region. The male proceeds to take viagra in order to get as hard as possible then slips his cock into the hole. Then proceeds to grab the partner by the hips and throw them up in the air as high as possible. The male then Thrusts his hips in an upward fashion to catch his partner anally with his penis.

Fuck! I can’t believe my cock is bent from failing the immaculate sasquatch last night.

by Iffyclover September 16, 2019

Brosquatch

Your bro for life, bra.

You Brosquatch lets get some natty ice tonight and have a megabank beast guap time!

by Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

Sasquatch Porn

Kinky pornographic material that involves a girl (or boy) venturing into the forest in search of the mysterious hair covered mongoloid, and they do it in the forest.

Last night I was home alone, and feeling lonely so I watched some Sasquatch porn then called my neighbor and asked him to dress up so we could fuck in my yard.

by sasquatchlvr68 September 6, 2010

Baaquatch

Pronounced "Baaa-k-tch"

1) When you're calling someone a baaquatch you mean bitch but cant be bothered to get into a fight with them

2) Used in a jokey way meaning bitch but not as harsh

1)

"Your hair looks ugly today"
"Shut-up Baaquatch" (hate you)
"Haha"

2)
Eleanor "Can i use your straighteners?"
Laura "NO"
Eleanor "GASP Baaquatch"

by eL0 November 21, 2009

sasquatchutory rape

When a person has sex with someone that is at least two feet or more shorter than they are. This is similar to statutory rape in the sense that it can be consensual but defies either a societal law or falls into the category of taboo.

1) Yao Ming having sexual relations with anyone that is five foot six or shorter would be sasquatchutory rape.
2) I imagine that there would be many instances of sasquatchutory rape if TLC did a 'behind closed doors' episode of that show _Little People Big World_.
3) That guy on that Nat Geo show _taboo_ commits sasquatchutory rape with his dwarf girlfriend. They say their sex life is very interesting.

by trombonegod99 January 11, 2012