credit brunch

Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.

Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...

by Blue Jack January 2, 2009

Brunch

Food eaten whenever the fuck during the day because the person eating it is fancy as fuck.

Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."

by DDDouche May 11, 2015

Brunch-Meat

A situation where a woman will have sex with you as long as you take her out to brunch the next morning before you dump her off at home.

"Hey, are you and Jill going out now?"
"Nah, just a little brunch-meat to help me get over Jane."
"Nice! Sweet deal!

by Neuro-Trash June 9, 2016

brunchliner

An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.

Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.

by walterc February 4, 2015

brunch

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.

Helen Lovejoy: Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?"

by Mel January 23, 2006

Brunch

A meal eaten when you wake up too late to have breakfast, but do not want to go until lunch without having eaten. Instead you have a single meal called brunch.

It is commonly eaten at the weekend. It is common in England but seems less so in America

Person 1: Hey, do you want to go for lunch?

Person 2: No, thanks, I got up late so I had brunch

by Soodonim December 23, 2013

Nose Brunch

The act of snorting an "internet drug" that is also a stimulant in order to both skip breakfast and avoid purchasing lunch whilst at work because one would rather spend his or her 'earnt' cash on drugs rather than the essential nutrients their body so desperately craves.

"I walked into Tesco during our lunch hour and decided to spend my quid and ten pence on a gram of ethylphenidate rather than an own brand sausage and egg sandwich. You gotta love a Nose Brunch"

by Rolfy Wants a Cuddle September 1, 2014