The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.
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no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
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For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas
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There is a brand of shoe called "Hush Puppy" and it's is named that as a reference to the expression, "My dogs are barking." In the case of the shoe, Hush Puppies are supposedly so comfortable they can quiet your puppies - that is, stop your feet from hurting.
There is a brand of shoe called "Hush Puppy" and it's is named that as a reference to the expression, "My dogs are barking." In the case of the shoe, Hush Puppies are supposedly so comfortable they can quiet your puppies - that is, stop your feet from hurting.
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When a person agrees to have cyber sex, with someone who is a minor, and they continue, they are basically soliciting a minor, thus making them a pedophile.
When a person agrees to have cyber sex, with someone who is a minor, and they continue, they are basically soliciting a minor, thus making them a pedophile.
Brad: I made the nickname xxshugababii13xx and some pedophiles tried to have cyber sex, even though i told him i'm 13. Then, i told him he was a sick bastard and that i was going to turn him in.
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