batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarted

you, your face. batarted is a step above retard like a super tard

Kat is batarted
She is hella batarted
dude, look at that batard kid

by tacosauce January 19, 2008

artarded

completely and totallt retarded when it comes to art, and all things relating to art....

combination of the words art and retarded

Fucking kick ass explanation of composition. I'm like you but even more artarded (new word - art+retarded)...........

by Chopperdiva March 31, 2004

batarded

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

by samiam May 3, 2005

bastardess

A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.

Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!

Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?

Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.

by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009

brattarded

Shameful attitude of a spoiled brat. Childish. one who gives so much pain in the neck. annoyingly stupid. normal person who doesn't act according to his/her age. a miserable bitch.

That cracker is a brattarded!

by ArahVictoria December 28, 2005

Botarded

A derogatory term used as a form of retarded yet somewhat more retarded than usual. Word derived from the show "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo" which was a show on cartoon network. If you look at the wiki on bo AKA (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) you will most likely see why this term is used.

This movie is Botarded

by Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Expert November 4, 2010