barneyfuck

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.

Just got the new Dora video. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before Emily even asked for juice!

by BHC January 2, 2009

Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the blogosphere with www.barneysblog.com. Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.

Praise For Barney Stinson - from the ladies:

''Stinson sure knows how to use his pen.'' -Lisa, Shared a Cab

''It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down.'' -Katie, Lost Tourist

''I'll be honest - I was a little worried when I saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you.'' -Carolyn...Carol?, Met Outside Yoga

by Koning Erik August 2, 2010

Ben Barnes

A charming British actor who had his breakout role in Prince Caspian. Born August 20, 1981, he was a part of the National Youth Music Theatre from 1997-2003. He briefly entertained a pop career with the boy band Hyrise in Eurovision, but it only lasted one performance. Along with singing and acting, Ben can play the drums and piano.

His other acting credits include Stardust, playing Young Dustan, Bigga Than Ben, playing Cobakka, Split decision, playing Chris Wilbur, and Doctors, guest starring as Craig Unwin.

His upcoming roles are in Easy Virtue, with Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Jessica Biel, and the title role in Dorian Gray.

He's also extremely gorgeous.

Ben Barnes said that he based his Prince Caspian accent on that of Inigo Montoya from 'The Princess Bride' because the night before auditions, he was sorting through his DVD collection trying to find something to help him.

by Krissy July 3, 2008

Barney

The slang term for a bumbling, inept or overly excitable law enforcement officer.

The term Barney is based on the character Barney Fife on the Andy Grifith Show.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 6, 2022

Barney Rubble

COCKNEY - trouble; part of the so-callen "rhyming slang" from London. Often the second, rhyming part is left off to confuse outsiders even more.

Ohh, we're in barney rubble now.

or (more commonly)

Now we're really in barney.

by MikeyC January 20, 2004

Barnes & Nobles

What ignorant people call Barnes & Noble.

Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."

by anothernewnamei'lluseonce November 25, 2009

Coach Barnes

A big grumpy ass nigga, who does no type of shit.
Looks like a bowling ball attached to a donut.

Coach Barnes is a bitch ass nigga

by Huge D ass nigga April 26, 2017