"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.
It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.
It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.
Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.
Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?
Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?
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Get the barking spider mug.When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
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Get the Barking Spiders mug.Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.
Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
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