Bant

Banned

You bant , get out my face

by MICHIGANSLANGSTER April 19, 2019

Bants

Like banter but even the word is banter

No need to get so saly its just bants

by Bad ass MUDDA FUKKA December 14, 2017

Emotional bant

When two people have a crush on each other but don't admit it and continue to speak to each other as close friends. Could also be a connotation for "just friends".

person 1 : yeah I just were having emotional bants

Person 2: yeah maybe

by Mcpalandnocoeiwnmslx April 23, 2017

BANT

Big Ass No Tits

Her BANT figure is a deal breaker for me!

by Steel-n-Time July 5, 2017

bit of bants

Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.

-What if your plane crash landed in Syria?
-Be a bit of bants, wouldn't it.

by JR THE BEAST August 13, 2016

Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 June 10, 2012

Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012