Baltimore

the best city in all of maryland. we have some scary parts but everyone here has some type of family. you may bash on bmore but no other city comes close. everyone i know has either lived or been to the harbor, camden yards, or m&t bank stadium. this city is universal. and its a big tourist attraction.you go to the harbor. and go to phillips. or the aquarium.. this is the best place on earth

baltimore is better than any city ever

by hockeygirlbmore April 28, 2009

baltimore

A place that if you live there sucks ass

Baltimore is like an ipod, it sucks ass

by Demon eyes neo August 17, 2006

Baltimore

The worst city in America. A city that is shamed by its superior cities to the North and South, Philly, NYC and DC. A murderous and drug-infested cesspool that is a disgrace to the country and filled with a bunch of no-talent losers and morons. Name a rapper from Baltimore. Exactly. You can't. Filled with a bunch of wannabe New Yorkers and Philadelphians who try and act like the NYers and Philly heads they see on television. A city with no identity other than drugs or crime. People from Baltimore have disgusting accents and sound like hillbillies. A city that is ignored by citizens of real cities like NYC, Philly and DC while Baltimore idiots constantly talk and think about those other cities because of their deep inferiority complex.

The other 49 states and the rest of Maryland should throw Baltimore out of the USA. Baltimore is worse than Baghdad.

by baltimoreisajoke May 13, 2005

baltimore

where all of the leftovers are. thats right, where your lost socks, missing pens, and general weird or simply random-ass people end up.
You will see and experience the most random shit just walking down the street. 11:00 o'clock @ night? the streets are deserted, except for 1 or 2 sketchy men roaming... most likely coming from north ave or the blocks past eutaw place. At night its your very own 28 days later. roll up your windows, Propecia is hot on the prawl (see youtube in case your not familiar with that-of the propecia). Hawking a ride is the third most frequent mode of transportation next to riding the bus and stealing bikes. if your under 21, your fucked. I'm sorry. Bars and Power Plant Live are the only remenents of nightlife here since hammerjacks closed down. hey, at least there's still bmore club music and the spongebob dance.

Leftovers go to Baltimore. I.E. MICA and Hopkins people. its limbo on the northeast coast.

by tayno October 6, 2006

baltimore

reasons why people love the city...

1. essex
2. dundalk
3. STDS
4. murders
5. o'malley
6. mediocre restaurant scene
7. O's (when was the last time they won)
8. footplayers that commit murders and get away with it...something in common with OJ

blah.

i'm from baltimore. i'm so cool. i shop at wet seal.

by j12345678 December 29, 2008

baltimore

A city on the East Coast that is home to residents who feel their city is the greatest in the world. Common misconceptions repeatedly heard within 100 miles of the city include, "The Ravens are winning the Super Bowl this year", "Ray Lewis is God", "The O's are better than the Yankees", "bright colored polos and foppish colored pants are cool" and many more. Features the highest homocide rate in the nation. Also home to residents who believe they are richer than they really are.

I met some d-bag chodhuffer yesterday, turns out he's from Baltimore.

by MikeyCP August 27, 2005

Baltimore

STD CAPITAL OF THE UNITED STATES! Home of the dirty whores, they think there dimes when they really Fours!!!

Big L fucked this balitmore bitch and know he is burning like usher.

B-More

by ???? February 17, 2005