Baethoven

(proper noun): that bitch you like, but she doesn't fuckin listen.

I tried telling Baethoven that it's the bottom of the ninth, score's tied, bassists loaded, but it fell on deaf ears.

by mashem September 30, 2016

baltie

The act of stepping on gum

OH SHIT!, ANOTHER BALTIE! THIS IS MY 3rd TIME TODAY!

by jolibee September 1, 2010

Baltasar

Sexy boi with a huge dick. Very good with his dick use

wow,he is a baltasar

by not balta February 14, 2017

baltaboo

A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.

Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.

by Karafuto November 13, 2019

Getting the Baltes

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.

Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011

Baltic

Not just cold ... not freezing ... but fffffucking fffffreezing!

It’s Baltic out there - my balls have just dropped off!

by Keepyourhandsoff May 3, 2018

ballhoney

A chickenhead of sorts. Typically a whore of different ethnic backrounds.

Yo check out that ballhoney walkin over there by the pawn shop.

by -BLS- June 11, 2006