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Balthus is like the greatest person you'll ever met. He has litteraly all the qualites possible on earth . He is really a god!
Balthus is such a good Friend
Balthus by Avis.très.objectif November 22, 2021

Balthuse 

The sweetest possible nickname ever. If you are ever fortunate enough to have the name Balthuse bestowed upon you, then you truly are a lucky individual. Embrace it and try and live up to it.
Have you met Balthuse yet? He is the shit!
Balthuse by aGiver September 15, 2010

Balthasar 

1) Intelectual and awesome

2) Protected by the god Ba'al

3) May refer to one of the three holy kings

4) Ironically may also refer to Belshazzar, a demon also known as the devil himself
To pull a Balthasar: To do something awesome and get away with it because of your intelect.
Balthasar by Awesomearnie February 4, 2010

baltushka 

a homemade russian drug based on ephedrine. commonly used among street children
help me find a vein, i need some baltushka.
baltushka by Kennadee March 2, 2008
Christopher is so balthis when he drifts.
balthis by Kelseyb0305 May 18, 2008

Baltrušaitis 

The equivalent of Satan in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. Baltrušaitis often disguises himself as a fat, old and short PE teacher. He, just like Alaušas, has an extremely big cock. Some legends say that Baltrušaitis' cock is even bigger. The two gods often battle for the hearts, asses, dicks and vaginas of the cultists. According to myth, Baltrušaitis already has fucked the janitors many times in the school. While Alaušas tries to keep all of his people free and let them have a great sex life, Baltrušaitis wants all of the cultists to be his sex slaves. He caries his cock on his shoulders, because it is extremely heavy. Anyone who sees Baltrušaitis dick is damned, because it is so fucking hideous, that anyone would throw up in an instant.
Person 1: Oh no, that's him. Baltrušaitis is coming. Please, sir, don't fuck me, spare me-- *Gets raped by Baltrušaitis without a second thought*
Person 2: I have got to get out of here as quick as I can.
Baltrušaitis: You can't escape me.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Has a three-way*