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Balthus is a badass name with hot body and tall, cute and Balthus is a intelligent man and he's sign is pisces, he's one of the most respectful guys that will be so nice and gentle then he's a good protector so your fine with him.
"hey balthus! You are not my friend! And Balthus says: don't ever come to my sight or else!
Balthus by YourNotMine December 6, 2021
Words you can keep
Balthus is like the greatest person you'll ever met. He has litteraly all the qualites possible on earth . He is really a god!
Balthus is such a good Friend
Balthus by Avis.très.objectif November 22, 2021

Balthuse 

The sweetest possible nickname ever. If you are ever fortunate enough to have the name Balthuse bestowed upon you, then you truly are a lucky individual. Embrace it and try and live up to it.
Have you met Balthuse yet? He is the shit!
Balthuse by aGiver September 15, 2010

Balthasar 

1) Intelectual and awesome

2) Protected by the god Ba'al

3) May refer to one of the three holy kings

4) Ironically may also refer to Belshazzar, a demon also known as the devil himself
To pull a Balthasar: To do something awesome and get away with it because of your intelect.
Balthasar by Awesomearnie February 4, 2010

baltushka 

a homemade russian drug based on ephedrine. commonly used among street children
help me find a vein, i need some baltushka.
baltushka by Kennadee March 2, 2008
Christopher is so balthis when he drifts.
balthis by Kelseyb0305 May 18, 2008

Baltrušaitis 

The equivalent of Satan in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. Baltrušaitis often disguises himself as a fat, old and short PE teacher. He, just like Alaušas, has an extremely big cock. Some legends say that Baltrušaitis' cock is even bigger. The two gods often battle for the hearts, asses, dicks and vaginas of the cultists. According to myth, Baltrušaitis already has fucked the janitors many times in the school. While Alaušas tries to keep all of his people free and let them have a great sex life, Baltrušaitis wants all of the cultists to be his sex slaves. He caries his cock on his shoulders, because it is extremely heavy. Anyone who sees Baltrušaitis dick is damned, because it is so fucking hideous, that anyone would throw up in an instant.
Person 1: Oh no, that's him. Baltrušaitis is coming. Please, sir, don't fuck me, spare me-- *Gets raped by Baltrušaitis without a second thought*
Person 2: I have got to get out of here as quick as I can.
Baltrušaitis: You can't escape me.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Has a three-way*
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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